You keep a knocking but you can't come in
The way you love I adore
You always come never know where you been
But now I'm here baby to even the score

You're up you're down you're always running in place
Triathlon if you please
You're always begging me for a taste
But ain't up to snuff if you sneeze

Yeah yeah yeah lord you give me the bends
Your head's in jail I'll call out the law
Like the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

Your older sister she's a lot like you
She likes to grab my microphone
Now there ain't too much she won't do
Especially when we're all alone

You're up you're down you're always running in place
Triathlon if you please
Her mind's on rewind and erase
But you might get shot babe when you're shooting the breeze

Yeah yeah yeah lord you give me the bends
Your head's in jail I'll call out the law
That the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

That the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

Your older sister she's a lot like you
And there ain't too much that she won't do

There's always something that you got to say
I lose my mind and then I surely fade away

Yeah yeah yeah lord you give me the bends
You're head's in jail now look what you done
That the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

That the reason a dog has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue

That the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue