Stagecoach lady hourglass body
Making things glow in the night
Well she would if she could
And she'd be good if she would
Only tell her lover she'd be out tonight

Cause I'm a bad
A lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that

Salt Lake City salt licking biddies
Boogies turn stinking of gin
Well my daddy was hard
His face was pretty scarred
From kicking ass to playing poker to win

Cause I'm a bad
A lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

It's too bad
Can't get me none of that

New sold lady
My mama Katie
Chivalry was born at her feet
Well she should have thought twice
When pa showed his dice
Imagine putting my daddy to sleep

Cause I'm a bad
A lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that

It's too bad
Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad
Lord it's too bad

It's too bad
Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad
Lord it's too bad